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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Andy Martin reveals Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets

Want to know why phony war hero Mark Kirk doesn’t sweat? No sweat. Andy Martin has the answer.

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Andy reveals Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets

Honyock women are in “heat” as Senate candidate Mark Kirk hits Peoria

COMING: Why did Mark Kirk attend a Mexican university?
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Andy Martin discloses Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets for hillbilly women who wonder what cosmetics Kirk uses to have his face look like a baby’s hiney

THE NEXT BLOCKBUSTER: Why did Mark Kirk attend college in Mexico?

(CHICAGO)(July 26, 2010) You can listen to me on the Internet Monday at 12:05 P.M. Chicago time:

It’s always a fun interview.

In the meantime:

In Peoria, local women want to know why Mark Kirk doesn’t sweat:

I guess that’s a problem down there, girls.

Well, never let it be said that Andy Martin skimps with “positive research” on his opponents.

Here are Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets: moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.

As a little boy Mark was probably caught playing with his mom’s cosmetics, and he was spanked. But his love of makeup endures.

Kirk appears to be a man who moisturizes to the hilt to get rid of all of that stuff stuck in his pores as a middle-aged man. And, presto, Kirk’s face looks like a baby’s hiney.

No sweat.

So there you have it, ladies. Moisturize and you too can look like Mark Kirk.

Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets, straight from the Kirkster’s make-up bag.

Personally, I would be suspicious of a 50 year-old man who uses an official campaign picture that looks like it came from his high school yearbook. That is, when Kirk is not masquerading in phony pictures as a navy pilot or faux combat warrior, see for example:

NEXT: Why did Mark Kirk, who graduated from high school in Kenilworth, a North Shore suburb of Chicago, attend a left-wing college in Mexico? Was Kirk a left-winger? Did he have a love affair with a Mexican man? Is that why Kirk is “soft” on immigration reform? Stay tuned for our answers.

ABOUT ANDY: Andy Martin is the legendary New York and Chicago-based muckraker, author, Internet columnist, radio talk show host, broadcaster and media critic. He has over forty years of background in radio and television and is the dean of Illinois media and communications. He promotes his best-selling book, “Obama: The Man Behind The Mask” and his Internet movie "Obama: The Hawai'i years." Martin has been a leading corruption fighter in Illinois for over forty years. He is currently sponsoring
Andy is the Executive Editor and publisher of the “Internet Powerhouse,” He comments on regional, national and world events with more than four decades of investigative and overseas experience. He holds a Juris Doctor degree from the University of Illinois College of Law and is a former adjunct professor of law at the City University of New York (LaGuardia CC, Bronx CC).

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